Believe It Or Not Silly Answer Were Collected From

Q: What causes the tides

A: The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon all water tends to flow 2wards the moon bcuz ther is no water on the moon and the nature abhors a vaccum i forget where the sun joins in thia fight

 

Q: What happens to a boy when he reach puperty

A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks 4ward 2 his adultery

 

Q: How is dew formed

A: The sun shines on the leaves and make them perspire

 

Q: Explain an process by which water can b made safe to drink

A: Filteration makes water safe to drink bcuz it removes large pollutants like grit sand DEAD SHEEP and CANOEISTS

 

Q: What is a planet

A: A body of earth surrounded by sky

 

Q: What are steroids

A: Things 4 keeping the carpet still on the stairs

 

Q: How can u delay milk turning sour

A: Keep it in a cow

 

Q: Give an example of fungus wat is there chacteristic feature

A: Mushrooms ! they grow in damp places so they look like umbrellas

 

Q: What is a thermalk illness

A: When u r sick at an airport

 

Q: What is an turbine

A: Something an arab wears

 

Q: Name the 4 seasons

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

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