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» Subjects For A Date
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.
He remembers his father's advice, an [more...]
» Believe It Or Not Silly Answer Were Collected From
Q: What causes the tides
A: The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon all water tends to flow 2wards the moon bcuz ther is no water on the moon and the nature abhors a vaccum i forget where the sun joins in thia fight
Q: What happens to a boy when he reach puperty
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks 4ward 2 his adultery
Q: How is dew formed
A: The sun shines on the leaves and make them perspire
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» 10 Rules For Getting Guaranteed Promotion Without
1) Never walk without a document in your hands
People with documents in their hand look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.
» Please...Break My Arms
"Doctor", said the young man lying on the couch, "you`ve got to help! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I am lying in the bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."
The psychiatrist nodded, "And what would you do?"
"I push them away."
"I see. And what can I do to help you with this."
The patient implored, "Please...Break my arms."
» Funny Killer English
Principal to student: "I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "
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Class teacher once said :
" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
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Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.."
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF M [more...]