For God's Sake Where Do U Want It..

In a Test between India and the West Indies, the fiery Wes Hall was sending quivers down the Indian spine. The new batsman walked slowly to the crease feeling like a lamb at the slaughterhouse.

As the great bowler thundered in, suddenly he stood up in the crease, and signaled that he wanted the sightscreen adjusted. Adjustments were made and the bowler was ready to come in again.

Once again, in the middle of bowler’s run-up, the batsman found something disturbing in the sightscreen. This went on a few times before the irritated umpire walked up to the batsman and enquired, "Where do you want the sight screen, for God's sake?"

The trebling batsman asked, "Could I have it between him and me?"

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