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» 10 Rules For Getting Guaranteed Promotion Without
1) Never walk without a document in your hands
People with documents in their hand look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.
» Please...Break My Arms
"Doctor", said the young man lying on the couch, "you`ve got to help! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I am lying in the bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."
The psychiatrist nodded, "And what would you do?"
"I push them away."
"I see. And what can I do to help you with this."
The patient implored, "Please...Break my arms."
» Murphy's Laws On Girls.....
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that
2. The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company."............ .....100% true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If [more...]
» Wrong Email Id
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room,
so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally
typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he
sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home
from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail,
expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message [more...]
» Married Men
Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy...