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» Pyarelal Facing Brett Lee..
Pyarelal is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening batsman in a one-day game against Australia. He came down to face the first over from Brett Lee who is bowling at his fiercest.
First ball: Whizzes past Pyarelal's off-stump. Pyarelal doesn't move an inch. Ball goes to the wicket keeper.
Second ball: Goes right over the Pyarelal's bat and just over the middle stump missing both the bat and the stumps. Pyarelal is again unmoved.
Third ball: Is a boun [more...]
» For God's Sake Where Do U Want It..
In a Test between India and the West Indies, the fiery Wes Hall was sending quivers down the Indian spine. The new batsman walked slowly to the crease feeling like a lamb at the slaughterhouse.
As the great bowler thundered in, suddenly he stood up in the crease, and signaled that he wanted the sightscreen adjusted. Adjustments were made and the bowler was ready to come in again.
Once again, in the middle of bowler’s run-up, the batsman found something disturbing in the sightscreen. This went on a few times before the irritated umpire walked up to the batsman and enquired, "Where do you want the sight screen, for God's sake?"
The trebling batsman asked, "Could I have it between him and me?"
» Exam For Athletes...
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.
Time Limit: 3 Days.
Write Your Name: ________________________________________
(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).
1. What language is spoken in Germany?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - Give the FIRST name of Michael Jordan.
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» Worst Golfer!
One day, John Smith decided to go to a new golf course where no one knew him, just to get away and see if he could do better elsewhere.
He hired a caddy to guide him around the course. After another day of slices, duff shots, misread putts and bad temper, he was obviously upset.
He turned to the caddy and said, "You know I must be the worst golfer in the world."
The caddy replied, "I think not sir, I have heard there is a guy named John Smith from across town who is the worst player ever!"
» The Psychological Diagnosis
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking about a specific condition, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"