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» Subjects For A Date

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.

 

The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."

 

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.

 

He remembers his father's advice, an  [more...]

» My One And Only Love

Vicky, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a jeweller's shop in Connaught Place, Delhi.

 

The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'

 

Vicky thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'.'

 

The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'

 

Vicky retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'