Worst Golfer!

One day, John Smith decided to go to a new golf course where no one knew him, just to get away and see if he could do better elsewhere.

 

He hired a caddy to guide him around the course. After another day of slices, duff shots, misread putts and bad temper, he was obviously upset.

 

He turned to the caddy and said, "You know I must be the worst golfer in the world."

 

The caddy replied, "I think not sir, I have heard there is a guy named John Smith from across town who is the worst player ever!"

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